scp-1689:

• freddos are £10 each and rising
  
• the dfs sale has ended
• nandos is polite at all time, and this cannot be changed
• simon cowell’s trousers are at waist level
• ed milliband is able to eat bacon sarnies in a dignified way
• there are many ways to find out, and non of them are fighting
• the go compare man is an excellent singer
• “this is not cracking cheese, gromit”
• “complicated……….” *sad meerkat noise*
• funkypig and moonpigeon
• going to specsavers is a poor choice
• everyone is neutral on marmite
• boris johnson is a well spoken, comprehensable man
• the cow is not laughing
• 811 811
• [churchill voice] no